by Toni L.P. Kelner / Leigh Perry
In 1995, I fell in with a group of writers with crime on their mind. Well, fictional crime, anyway. I was at Malice Domestic, and Deborah Adams came up with the idea of a shared author newsletter. She drafted a bunch of us, and like Power Rangers combining powers, we became the Femmes Fatales. The membership has changed over the years -- Charlaine and I are the only two of the Founding Femmes still involved, and at the beginning we had editor Megan Bladen-Blinkoff to provide introductions to the topic and keep us in line. We actually printed and mailed copies of the newsletter, and I doubt there are many of the issues we produced still in existence. However I am a magpie and still have copies, so I thought it might be fun to bring those old newsletters back to life here. (This is not just because I couldn't think of a blog topic for today, but you know, that was a consideration.)
Since issue was basically eight blog posts, I'm going to break the issue down into two posts: one for today and I'll post the other one tomorrow.
So behold the first part of the first issue of Femmes Fatales, Volume 1, Number 1, dated Fall 1995.
Welcome to Femmes Fatales
by Megan Bladen-Blinkoff, Editor
It was late. A group of us were gathered in a hotel room giggling, gossiping and rehashing the long but fun day at a mystery fan convention. We were a mix of folks: published authors, aspiring authors and just plain old readers and fans. Our common thread was our love of mysteries and the friendships we had built around them.
Someone (I forget who) mentioned a friend who wasn't able to attend. Another sympathized with all those who couldn't make it. Another person giggled, “Yeah, if my readers could see me now.” Through this sleep deprived haze of enthusiasm and fun, an idea was born-a party on paper, disguised as a newsletter.
I am proud to introduce the Femmes Fatales, a diverse group of very talented authors who welcome you to that party: Deborah Adams, Mignon Ballard, Susan Rogers Cooper, Charlaine Harris, Toni L.P. Kelner, D.R. (Doris) Meredith, Marlys Millhiser and Elizabeth Daniels Squire. I asked each of them to write a short piece about what it is like to live with their fictional characters, and the following are their witty and often insightful responses. I hope you have as much fun reading them as I did.
D.R. Meredith
D.R. Meredith (known as Doris to her family, friends and fans) is the author of two series: the Sheriff Charles Matthews mysteries and the lawyer John Lloyd Branson mysteries. Both series take place in the Texas Panhandle, which Doris vividly captures. When Doris sent me the following, I got a nice chuckle. She had titled it “Imaginary Friends, or How I Live With People Who Don’t Exist.”
When my son was small—before he grew a goatee and took up with girls—he had an imaginary friend named Freddy who lived with us. I didn’t worry about multiple personalities or mental instability; I just assumed my son was emulating his mother. We both created imaginary friends whose stories we told.
The difference between my son and me is that he grew up and I never have. Freddy is now a childhood memory while Lydia, Schroder, the Sheriff, and Mattie Hunter are still very much present, apt to lean over my shoulder while I’m working to tell me what I'm doing wrong. John Lloyd, who barely acknowledges that computers exist, never mind their superiority to typewriters—or quill pens—peruses a hard copy, pointing out dialogue or action which he finds objectionable. “I am hardly likely to be so careless with the King’s English, or respond in such a manner as you have described, Mrs. Meredith,” he says in that slow Texas drawl. (John Lloyd never addresses me as “Doris.”)
Arguing with John Lloyd Branson is futile, so I rewrite the scene. I created these imaginary friends, gave them personalities, histories, attitudes, and beliefs independent of my own, so I shouldn't be surprised if one of them insists on being true to himself even when it plays havoc with my plot. Still, I wonder if my son ever had this trouble with Freddy.
Deborah Adams
Deborah Adams is a seventh generation Tennessean, so it’s no surprise that her series is set in a small Tennessee town. Jesus Creek is the fixed point of her series—each book is narrated by a different resident. While this allows Deb enormous flexibility in point of view, voice and perspective, it did make my question about living with one’s character a challenge.
Hey, living with a single character would be a breeze. I have the entire town of Jesus Creek in my office and it is getting darned crowded.
Not only are my fictional characters always trying to tell me how to write them, I also have to attend to flesh-and-blood characters who are convinced they’re in my books, even when there’s absolutely no evidence to back up their claims.
The most determined of them is the local assistant librarian. In Jesus Creek, the fictional assistant librarian is named Pam. In my real life library, the assistant librarian is named Pam also. (My oldest friend, my husband’s cousin’s wife, and my former hair stylist are all named Pam, and none of them are in my books, either!)
Just after All The Crazy Winters came out, the real Pam called to say how much she enjoyed reading about herself in my book. Naturally I explained that the fictional Pam wasn’t her at all.
“Oh, but of course she is,” Real Pam said. “We both knit. Why, she even has that very sweater that I made last winter.”
“No, no,” I continued. “The fictional Pam is nothing like you. Why, that woman’s a witch with a capital B.”
“Yes,” said Real Pam, “and so am I.”
Jesus Creek: the town that proves truth is no stranger than fiction.
Marlys Millhiser
Before Marlys Millhiser started her Charlie Green series, she was known for writing such classics as The Mirror and Michael’s Wife. Marlys has always proclaimed that she loves to do research. I never quite understood why she felt that way until recently. Seems she will spend a week at the Las Vegas Hilton to research her new Charlie Greene mystery. Tough job, but somebody has to do it.
Charlemagne Catherine Greene is my first series character. And, while living with her for the last four books (the last not yet published), I have discovered something readers probably figured out long ago.
I am not my female hero. She is not my alter ego. I am jealous that she’s young and blonde and more successful than I am but I’ve been happily married for 35 years. She isn’t even 35 and considers eligible males walking disasters except for one or two magic days a month. (Possibly because she’s an unwed mother with a teenage daughter.) I don’t like to gamble and she does.
In Charlie #5 the dead bodies will be arranged in Las Vegas. Instead of sleeping in at the Las Vegas Hilton, I’ll have to get up and take gambling lessons downstairs. She did take me to the lovely Oregon coast for Murder At Moot Point. But then to the freeways of L.A. for Death Of The Office Witch. And to the depths of the Canyonlands of Utah for Murder In A Hot Flash.
The manuscript just off to New York takes place in Boulder where both of us live. So Charlie didn't take me anywhere this time. That’s another thing—she stumbles over dead bodies everywhere we go. I can’t remember the last time I did.
We are similar in one way, we love our jobs. Charlie’s a Hollywood literary agent and I’m a mystery writer and, traveling with Charlie, I’ve grown to admire her energy, sense of humor, tolerance, and zest for life in the 90’s despite the dead bodies.
Toni L.P. Kelner
Toni L.P. Kelner is the author of three mysteries and several short stories featuring Laura Fleming, a transplanted Southerner. While Toni has admitted that she bases her characters on family members, giving her folks endless amusement trying to figure out who is who, she also titled her piece “Living Without My Characters.” Need I say more?
Live with my characters? Not hardly! They’re all fine folks, but I’m not about to invite them to my house.
Take Laura Fleming, my protagonist. I think we’d get along, what with her being a North Carolinian living in Massachusetts, just like I am. But every time she shows up, somebody ends up dead. I’ve got a new baby—I wouldn’t want her around.
As for Laura’s husband Richard, I’d go crazy if I had to listen to anybody quote Shakespeare all day long. It’s cute in a book, but not in real life.
Then there’s Laura’s family. Aunt Maggie is fun to read about, but I don;t know that I want to go to dinner with a woman wearing a T-shirt that says, “Leave me alone!” with purple-and-orange sneakers. Cousin Vasti is great for plot complications, because we writers like to annoy our characters, but I’ve got enough annoyances without having somebody tell me my shoes don’t look good and I need to lose weight.
Even being around Laura’s nicest cousins would get old after a while. Thaddeous is as sweet as he can be, but I couldn’t handle comforting him every time he gets his heart broken. And the triplets dressing alike would make it nigh onto impossible to keep them straight whenever they showed up on my door step.
So all in all, I’m just as glad to leave my characters right where they are: in my books.
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Come back tomorrow for the second half of the issue!