By Elaine Viets
NOTE: Some readers will find the following blog shocking, or at least unsporting. I'm confessing this so that people with my habit will know they are not alone.
When you settle in with a mystery, do you check the last page first?
I do. I like to know whodunit.
Tell this to most mystery readers, and they look at me like I just stole the last parking spot in the mall at Christmas.
"You cheat!" they say.
No, I don't. It may look like cheating, but I follow strict rules – my rules.
I don't read the entire last chapter, I just skim the last page. If it says something vague like:
Melanie watched the sun set behind Tottering-on-the-Brink Castle, content at last.
Then that's it. I don't page through the whole chapter, looking for more information. I accept my fate: I wasn't meant to know the ending. I still read the novel, but it lacks another dimension.
But many times I'm rewarded with an informative ending, like this:
Melanie smiled at her new husband. Now that the evil barrister, Nigel Cheatum, was dead and the family fortune was saved, she could enjoy her new life.
Checking the last page doesn't spoil the mystery's surprise – it keeps me from falling into bad company. What if I admired Nigel, and imitated his evil ways? Peeking at the ending isn't yielding to temptation. It takes strength of character. I open the novel knowing Nigel is bad to the bone, but I'm powerless to stop him.
Peeking is also instructive. I read the book, watching Nigel's devious ways, and maybe pick up a few tips for my own writing.
Next time you come across one of us – the readers who choose to look at the last page – don't judge us. Try to understand us. Admit you're one of us.
Come on now, you peek too, don't you?
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It can be a very bad thing for me to start a new book before bed. I can either read just one more page until way to late, or worse, get so caught up in the story that my tired brain won't put it down so I can sleep. So I read the end. I also have done it with books that have become a chore instead of a pleasure, when I seek motivation to keep going
Posted by: Susan Neace | March 24, 2016 at 04:47 AM
I sometimes check the last page first, usually when I have reason to fear the author may be killing off a favorite character in a series in that book. As long as I know everyone survives, I can go back and enjoy the story. I don't like spoilers in reviews, but they don't ruin a book for me. Similarly, I sometimes read the synopsis at IMdb before I watch a movie or tv show and it doesn't spoil it for me at all. You, Me and the Apocalypse for example. Knowing some of what to expect is actually making it more interesting to watch.
Posted by: Kathy Lynn Emerson | March 24, 2016 at 05:45 AM
Yes, as I have written in the past--and resulting in endless derision--I often look at the end. Because it's instructive to see how the author gets there. It doesn't ruin the book at all--and usually, in fact often, the last page is not the crucial one anyway.
Spoilers in reviews, though. The WORST! We work so hard to make our books surprising--WHY WHY WHY give it away?? It doesn't ruin other books for me, but it enrages me when people do it for mine.
Posted by: Hank Phillippi Ryan | March 24, 2016 at 06:02 AM
I don't peek. Perhaps it is that my favorite authors don't pull crap like introduce the killer on page 287.
A part of IT support is accessing confidential information. You learn to look for what you need without peeking at what you don't. A handy skill when I have been given snippets of unpublished manuscripts to read and check. Even the nearly 200 page snippet one client needed checking.
If one of my favorite characters should not make it to the end flap, I hope they get a good send off.
Posted by: Alan Portman | March 24, 2016 at 06:48 AM
Yay, Susan. I knew you were one of my peeps.
Posted by: Elaine Viets | March 24, 2016 at 07:25 AM
If you're worried about a favorite character's safety, Kathy Lynn, you're right to check on them. Series writers seem to be growing more ruthless.
Posted by: Elaine Viets | March 24, 2016 at 07:27 AM
I won't deride you, Hank. I like to see how the puzzle works. Spoilers in reviews are bad. But even worse are spoilers on the book's jacket copy.
Posted by: Elaine Viets | March 24, 2016 at 07:28 AM
Hm. I recognize myself in this post, Alan. When my computer got a fatal virus and all I had was a printout of the chapters, Alan saved my book -- and my contract.
Posted by: Elaine Viets | March 24, 2016 at 07:29 AM
Well, I don't normally peek, but Elaine, you make a very strong case for starting!
Posted by: Karen in Ohio | March 24, 2016 at 09:28 AM
Hm. Are you sure you want to crossover, Karen?
Posted by: Elaine Viets | March 24, 2016 at 09:37 AM
NEVER! I want to see how clever you've been - again!
Posted by: Tom Barclay | March 25, 2016 at 12:25 AM
You have more will power than I do, Tom.
Posted by: Elaine Viets | March 25, 2016 at 07:35 AM
I rarely read ahead, though I did peek at the last page of _Time of Fog and Fire_. I just couldn't stand the suspense, had to know all would be well, just as my niece tricked me into a spoiler of the last Harry Potter book. "If Harry dies, I'm not reading any further."
There have been a books (not by you, my favorites) that have made me wish I had skipped the last chapters or the whole book, cliffhanger endings, killing off main characters with no warning . . . not my cup of tea.
I have skipped ahead in a few others because I planned to abandon them; sometimes I see enough good in the ending to give it a second try. As the crossword puzzle guru says, your puzzle (book), your rules to decide.
Posted by: Storyteller Mary | March 30, 2016 at 07:50 PM